Jan and I, finally on our last leg, were sitting in the boarding area, peacefully looking out the massive windows at the Quito airport which reveal wonderful views of the lush, multi-hued green foliage covering the peaks and valleys above Quito’s sprawl. Our quiet serenity was shattered when we heard a discomforting announcement. Keep in mind that the anonymous, soothing voice from overhead was in Spanish, so we had no idea what the theme of the announcement was. However, there was no missing the fact that it included Señorita Juanita Phillips and Señor Arro Phillips. (It appears “Earl” isn’t an easy word to properly pronounce in Spanish.)
Gulp!?
“Uh oh, this couldn’t be good,” flashed into my mind, whereas with Jan’s more positive outlook on humanity, she was thinking, “Cool, they are going to upgrade our seating”. (That’s one of the many things I love about Jan. She sees only the twinkling stars at night, whereas with me – though I do notice the stars – I can’t help but be skeptical about the blackness that surrounds them.) Awkwardly snatching up our carry-ons, Jan and I made our way to Lan’s boarding area counter. The very nice lady (pretty, too) behind the high counter informed us that we were to accompany airport security to the baggage area. (Suddenly, the ticket agent didn’t look so pretty anymore.) Jan’s twinkling attitude dimmed, as the murkiness I immediately felt began to overshadow her starry skies.
It is strange how one feels guilty when singled out and separated from others. What does one do when communication is muffled by two different languages that confuse our understandings and increase suspicions on both sides? Our approach was to smile as sweetly and innocently as possible and trail along, with the officer pointing her finger to a glass door that led us out onto the tarmac in full view of all the other speculating passengers.
As we were being led, ducking under and around a web of ramps carrying other people’s suitcases to their destinations, I couldn’t help but think that in the USA no one would ever take the risk and liability of us tripping and falling as we stepped over and under airport equipment. Arriving at a small room, rather far from the terminal, our guide, as I was trying to re-make the officer in black, pushed a code onto some buttons, and the thick door opened into a small room where two officers peered up from Jan’s red suitcase and skeptically looked us over. (Even Jan couldn’t find twinkling stars in that place!)
Even though it was intimidating to be outnumbered and outgunned in this small windowless room, I couldn’t help but to be amused as I listened to Jan, with broken Spanish and exaggerated hand motions, try to explain what the guards were seeing on the x-ray machine. There was no doubt those two foot long, curved images with what appeared to be wires trailing out of the bottom end (hot and cold hoses) looked a lot like they could be pipe bombs. What actually became hard to explain, once the luggage was opened and the kitchen faucets were exposed was why we needed two. Ummm, oh golly! You see, one is not really supposed to bring stuff like that into the country unless it is intended for one’s own use. As Jan was beginning to stutter, her mind desperately looking for a plausible response, one of the officers suggested it must be for the baño. I thought, “Thank God!”, and Jan, quick on her mental feet, agreed it was for washing her hair in the bathroom sink. (Huh, I thought? Never mind. Just go with it, because they did.)
With our innocence granted, we were led in a different direction through an endless maze of hallways into an elevator. It was there that I saw several things about our security officer that previously had been obscured by my personal fear and intimidation. Visible now was her size (a petite, five-footer), her smile, and perhaps more enlightening, the clay trinket of Mickey Mouse hanging over her security clearance badge. Ahhhh, the Magic Kingdom. If only I had seen that while being led to that small windowless room.